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2022-11-17T17:15:42Z	****
[@rusty](https://scholar.social/@rusty) we'd be down for an academic noise talk as well... \*wink wink\* ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109360273352993918)
2022-11-17T16:58:38Z	****
OPEN CALL - ONLINE

YULECORE EXPERIMENTAL FESTIVAL 2022

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

looking for experimental art/noise/performance people to do a piece ONLINE, streamed to our venue, on sharp projector and a loud sound system.

DATES\_

dECEMBER 24th

dECEMBER 25th

dECEMBER 26th

there will be one streamed gig per day.

write me or [@AMOK](https://todon.nl/@AMOK) ...

website of venue is [https://amok.today](https://amok.today)

no festival website yet..

we mostly do noise shows, but also soup kitchen and  ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109360206226522136)
2022-11-17T12:57:10Z	****
**Content warning:** what's the website of the Internet Police?

* * *

i have things to report...

😐 ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109359256761393458)
2022-11-15T22:25:44Z	****
[@skaerm](https://kolektiva.social/@skaerm) yo!!!!!! ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109350167813881675)
2022-11-15T14:53:53Z	****
**Content warning:** i made a shit html tutorial

* * *

[https://altformeget.neocities.org/makesites/](https://altformeget.neocities.org/makesites/)

for absolute beginners..

[#html](https://todon.nl/tags/html) [#webtutorial](https://todon.nl/tags/webtutorial) [#web0](https://todon.nl/tags/web0) [#internet](https://todon.nl/tags/internet) [#satanism](https://todon.nl/tags/satanism) [#shitcorehtml](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcorehtml) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109348391026264514)
2022-11-14T07:47:47Z	****
i'm a writer now, working on an article about the internet and what is wrong with it: [http://txti.es/altformeget](http://txti.es/altformeget)

[#internet](https://todon.nl/tags/internet) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109341053268791807)
2022-11-12T15:24:56Z	****
please boost ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109331526237566877)
2022-11-12T15:24:23Z	****
someone should do [https://thispersondoesnotexist.com](https://thispersondoesnotexist.com) but with punks!

[#startupidea](https://todon.nl/tags/startupidea) [#internet](https://todon.nl/tags/internet) [#ai](https://todon.nl/tags/ai) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109331524032255546)
2022-11-12T07:25:02Z	****
Not Gay as in boring vegetables but Queer as in Wild Fermentation! ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109329639162281778)
2022-11-12T07:12:54Z	****
nice collection of rants/agitation against the modern internet:

[https://yesterweb.org/manifesto/](https://yesterweb.org/manifesto/)

[#internet](https://todon.nl/tags/internet) [#yesterweb](https://todon.nl/tags/yesterweb) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109329591439377942)
2022-11-12T07:02:13Z	****
[https://www.kaiserwalz.net/metal-album-covers-featuring-pyramidal-megastructures/](https://www.kaiserwalz.net/metal-album-covers-featuring-pyramidal-megastructures/)

i'm digging the [#smallweb](https://todon.nl/tags/smallweb) [#web0](https://todon.nl/tags/web0) [#personalwebsite](https://todon.nl/tags/personalwebsite) [#shrines](https://todon.nl/tags/shrines) [#internet](https://todon.nl/tags/internet) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109329549473031562)
2022-11-11T19:07:14Z	****
![:antifa:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/000/102/original/antifa.png) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109326738028416987)
2022-11-11T08:48:10Z	****
oh..i forgot i had set follows to request. sure, you can all follow. think i'm gonna set it back to accepting anyone. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109324303763409666)
2022-11-08T06:39:22Z	****
I did some work on my website: [http://altformeget.shitcore.org/](http://altformeget.shitcore.org/)

Work in progress.

Hit me up with your personal website and we make a webring. Yeah, that's a great idea!

![:noise:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/087/489/original/90d06d3108297652.png)

[#personalwebsite](https://todon.nl/tags/personalwebsite) [#diyhtml](https://todon.nl/tags/diyhtml) [#art](https://todon.nl/tags/art) [#shitcorehtml](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcorehtml) [#shitcore](https://todon.nl/tag ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109306810344664945)
2022-11-07T12:52:19Z	****
**Content warning:** Documentation of my spaghetti incident/harsh noise/performance art piece/aktion/gig.

* * *

Completely not original. [@rusty](https://scholar.social/@rusty) posted a video of SCHIMPFLUCH gruppe, doing exactly the same thing, a few days ago.... I had no ideas so i just plagiarised.

[#shitcore](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcore) [#performanceartistproblems](https://todon.nl/tags/performanceartistproblems) [#originality](https://todon.nl/tags/originality) [#spaghetti](https://todon.nl/tags/spaghetti) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109302614532447041)
2022-11-07T11:38:26Z	****
Be?

Be me?

Me me me me... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109302324045871414)
2022-11-07T10:36:15Z	****
If someone asked be "What's your insta?" I would absolutely say "todon.nl". ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109302079547861132)
2022-11-07T08:23:51Z	****
Federated grindr alternative? ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109301558929656653)
2022-11-06T20:04:41Z	****
Or someone in a light dress standing backside to the wind with arms stretching out.. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109298652406618998)
2022-11-06T20:03:26Z	****
Actually, now that i think about it.. it's.. Jesus...

Hmmm.. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109298647467382443)
2022-11-20T16:36:19Z	****
what should i name my netlabel?

Bæppinågell Bløkprópuð Þaffibåxíbörkur Netlabel

BEPPIDEPPI DU-DEJ RECORDS ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109377105406452679)
2022-11-20T22:39:37Z	****
damn.. my most successful poll ever and it's a tie! or maybe the annual "do you pee in the shower" poll.. i dunno. 8 people are many. in 6 hours... mhmm..

i think i will use both names somehow..

BEPPIDEPPI DU-DEJ could be like a series or a sublabel or something. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109378533923709515)
2022-11-20T22:59:16Z	****
[https://tilde.team/~noisebob/bash/](https://tilde.team/~noisebob/bash/)

i figured out how to use bash to make me html.....

should be easy to import new releases to the label.... .... maybe even have everything automated, just fill out forms and add it yourself.. like bandcamp, really. hmmm.

would need to have ridiculous resampling done after you upload your album. to 22kbps or so.

[#bashhtml](https://todon.nl/tags/bashhtml) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109378611246169263)
2022-11-21T14:00:04Z	****
Bash CGI scripting is very interesting to me, yes.

fuck the netlabel label, i want to make a bandcamp-clone in bash now

[#bash](https://todon.nl/tags/bash) [#bashhtml](https://todon.nl/tags/bashhtml) [#cgi](https://todon.nl/tags/cgi) [#scripting](https://todon.nl/tags/scripting) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109382153300029879)
2022-11-22T08:43:17Z	****
wow.. i made a CGI guestbook in Bash and html, \*from scratch\*. wow wow, i'm so good.

[https://noisebob.tilde.team/gbook/index.cgi](https://noisebob.tilde.team/gbook/index.cgi)

messages are just echoed and >> to a file. very easy. ![:noise:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/087/489/original/90d06d3108297652.png)

[#bash](https://todon.nl/tags/bash) [#cgi](https://todon.nl/tags/cgi) [#html](https://todon.nl/tags/html) [#diyordie](https://todon.nl/tags/diyordie) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109386569945698157)
2022-11-23T13:10:32Z	****
You can listen to my new record over at [https://noisebob.tilde.team/label/](https://noisebob.tilde.team/label/) now.

the webpage is a bash CGI script. wow. i'm quite proud of what i achieved but it's a mess and could be made much better, i suppose. basically it's a file-listing script that scans a folder for mp3 files spits out a little blob of html that i can put in my index.cgi

i'm so clever.

[#bash](https://todon.nl/tags/bash) [#cgi](https://todon.nl/tags/cgi) [#scripting](https://todon.nl/tags/scripting) [#noise] ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109393283143214946)
2022-11-23T18:30:52Z	****
**Content warning:** bash question

* * *

so, i can use toilet to generate a banner that says whatever. it's just a bunch of lines, saved in a temporary file called tmp0:

toilet shitcore > tmp0

this gives me (may look odd on your screen, haha):

mmmm m m mmmmm mmmmmmm mmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmmm

#" " # # # # m" " m" "m # "# #

" [#mmm](https://todon.nl/tags/mmm) [#mmmm](https://todon.nl/tags/mmmm)\# # # # # # [#mmmm](https://todon.nl/tags/mmmm)" [#mmmmm](https://todon.nl/tags/mmmmm)

"# # # # # # # # # "m #

"mmm#" # # mm# ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109394542762871544)
2022-11-30T12:46:08Z	****
norwegian shitcore band SMARTPHONE just recorded this cover of JUMP IN THE FIRE by the Megadeth.

[#smartphone](https://todon.nl/tags/smartphone) [#truenorwegianshitcore](https://todon.nl/tags/truenorwegianshitcore) [#shitcore](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcore) [#metallica](https://todon.nl/tags/metallica) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109432823388477584)
2022-11-30T15:44:36Z	****
i'm currently getting a lot of these "we can build your website" kind of spam mails, i started writing back asking for quotes and prices, but they never fucking reply.... wtf. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109433525173015312)
2022-11-30T18:14:32Z	****
[@glaspest](https://kolektiva.social/@glaspest) hej ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109434114695430827)
2022-11-30T19:03:25Z	****
[@glaspest](https://kolektiva.social/@glaspest) GLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLAS

PESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPEST

GLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLAS

PESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPEST

GLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLAS

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GLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLAS

PESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPESTGLASPEST ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109434306901590764)
2022-12-01T09:05:20Z	****
they actually replied with a pricelist, they will do a social media app for $8000 to $15000. pfft.. i asked if they could do a IoT BUTTPLUG app!

i'll keep you updated on my spammer trolling action. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109437617486577664)
2022-12-01T09:25:56Z	****
oh no... tilde.team is down 😢 ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109437698446103690)
2022-12-01T12:15:33Z	****
...and they replied: Can you send me few photos of your product to understand you requirement ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109438365409904114)
2022-12-01T12:20:49Z	****
i replied with a picture of a buttplug :\| ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109438386139552951)
2022-12-01T12:33:09Z	****
[@skaerm](https://kolektiva.social/@skaerm)[@glaspest](https://kolektiva.social/@glaspest) yo, her er raddle: [https://raddle.me/](https://raddle.me/) \- internettets nok mest anti-civ anarko-forum. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109438434649522752)
2022-12-01T18:33:18Z	****
where are my tracker people at?

i just installed milkytracker but i'm not sure if i can be bothered to make music like this...

[#tracker](https://todon.nl/tags/tracker) [#milkytracker](https://todon.nl/tags/milkytracker) [#mod](https://todon.nl/tags/mod) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109439850780408978)
2022-12-01T20:49:42Z	****
2nd spammer replied:

"Thanks for massage to my colleague (...)"

:D

i didn't massage anyone! ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109440387139151742)
2022-12-02T12:18:33Z	****
hey poetry nerds.. does poetry formatted like this have a name? ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109444039569137638)
2022-12-02T12:25:13Z	****
hey poetry nerds.. does poetry formatted like this have a name?

[#poetry](https://todon.nl/tags/poetry) [#layout](https://todon.nl/tags/layout) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109444065767402707)
2022-12-04T08:14:14Z	****
i've decided to pick up a new hobby and bought myself some petri dishes.

i'm gonna be a bacterial god.

[#bacteria](https://todon.nl/tags/bacteria) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109454403486760908)
2022-12-07T10:02:59Z	****
Hello, i am tooting from the command line. wow. never again a browser. [#toot](https://todon.nl/tags/toot) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109471818032779140)
2022-12-09T10:42:47Z	****
should i spend all my savings and live off air for a couple of months in order to finance an Elektron Octatrack?

yes

no ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109483299115086013)
2022-12-09T10:58:22Z	****
how is this possible?

i'm no mathematician, but something weird is going on here. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109483360417314497)
2022-12-09T11:22:46Z	****
i will do it no matter what the outcome of this will be.. keep voting, tho.. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109483456346475819)
2022-12-10T08:52:27Z	****
hardcore techno question: whats your favorite tempo and why is it 180 BPM?

slower

180 BPM

faster ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109488527592369955)
2022-12-12T18:17:11Z	****
[@lilletale](https://pixelfed.social/lilletale) i want a boat ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109502072819572209)
2022-12-12T21:26:15Z	****
Made a cover for new music i made as Bertel Harder, thanks [@1994clipart](https://botsin.space/@1994clipart) ....

am uploading to bandbamp.. yes, i know, i know.. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109502816315791837)
2022-12-12T21:37:26Z	****
NOISEBOB PRESENTS:

"FLAMO EP 1"

BY

BERTEL HARDER

the hardest in techno and experimental electronic knob twidling and MIDI.

[https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/flamo-ep-1](https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/flamo-ep-1)

[#techno](https://todon.nl/tags/techno) [#suicidaldepressivetechno](https://todon.nl/tags/suicidaldepressivetechno) [#notnoise](https://todon.nl/tags/notnoise) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109502860270466964)
2022-12-13T10:07:32Z	****
as soon as my finger defrost i will start twiddling some more knobs. today i have a date with Juno 106. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109505809761412133)
2022-12-13T10:37:05Z	****
in other news, i started a gear review blog.... [https://altformeget.online/crap/](https://altformeget.online/crap/)

might change the title once i think of some name for it...

[#hardware](https://todon.nl/tags/hardware) [#gear](https://todon.nl/tags/gear) [#dawless](https://todon.nl/tags/dawless) [#review](https://todon.nl/tags/review) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109505925953715893)
2022-12-13T13:23:47Z	****
2nd EP incoming... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109506581440271659)
2022-12-13T13:47:51Z	****
NOISEBOB PRESENTS:

"SP3CTR4L H4RMONIC4 3P"

BY

BERTEL HARDER

the hardest in acid techno and experimental electronic knob twidling and MIDI.

[https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/sp3ctr4l-h4rmonic4-3p](https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/sp3ctr4l-h4rmonic4-3p)

[#acid](https://todon.nl/tags/acid) [#techno](https://todon.nl/tags/techno) [#notnoise](https://todon.nl/tags/notnoise) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109506676092842593)
2022-12-15T11:08:37Z	****
i want to make techno but the soundcard and monitors are out of the studio today. \*sadface\*

[#technoblues](https://todon.nl/tags/technoblues) [#nomusic](https://todon.nl/tags/nomusic) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109517374565344595)
2022-12-16T10:22:32Z	****
is [#bandcamp](https://todon.nl/tags/bandcamp) [#friday](https://todon.nl/tags/friday) still a thing?

[https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/sp3ctr4l-h4rmonic4-3p](https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/sp3ctr4l-h4rmonic4-3p)

there.. buy my EP or grab it for free!!

[#bertelharder](https://todon.nl/tags/bertelharder)

[#techno](https://todon.nl/tags/techno) [#acid](https://todon.nl/tags/acid) [#notnoise](https://todon.nl/tags/notnoise) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109522855672680341)
2022-12-16T10:27:56Z	****
oh.. " On most first Fridays of the month since March of 2020,"

its only on the first friday of month, and not every...

grab my records for free then and buy 'em on friday 6th of january ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109522876945844078)
2022-12-16T13:26:39Z	****
I NEVER CLAIMED 2 B GOOD AT TECHNO ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109523579643711287)
2022-12-16T14:32:45Z	****
[https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/ep-3-2](https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/ep-3-2)

third EP by Bertel Harder,...

this one is a bit more [#ambient](https://todon.nl/tags/ambient) and [#experimental](https://todon.nl/tags/experimental) (ie. [#unfocused](https://todon.nl/tags/unfocused) and [#sloppy](https://todon.nl/tags/sloppy)). some nice bass lines and congas tho..

enjoy

[#bertelharder](https://todon.nl/tags/bertelharder) [#techno](https://todon.nl/tags/techno) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109523839569886786)
2022-12-16T19:32:46Z	****
[@skaerm](https://kolektiva.social/@skaerm) yo.. [https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/](https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/) .... !!! ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109525019267907684)
2022-12-21T11:14:59Z	****
here ya go; [https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/flamo-ep-2](https://bertelharder.bandcamp.com/album/flamo-ep-2)

FLAMO EP 2

by Bertel Harder

this one is kinda mellow, only three machines playing together, minimal acid

[#bertelharder](https://todon.nl/tags/bertelharder) [#techno](https://todon.nl/tags/techno) [#shitcore](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcore) [#dawless](https://todon.nl/tags/dawless) [#acid](https://todon.nl/tags/acid) [#minimaltechno](https://todon.nl/tags/minimaltechno) [#boring](https://todon.nl/tags/ ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109551373477369662)
2023-01-04T10:39:37Z	****
STUDIO FIFI UPDATE: i took apart the drum kit... so much for becoming a free jazz drummer/forming a noisecore band.. i considered selling it, but i think i'll regret it.

[#boring](https://todon.nl/tags/boring) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109630506740327120)
2023-01-04T12:36:06Z	****
[@glaspest](https://kolektiva.social/@glaspest) WOW WOW din hjemmeside bliver bedre og bedre!!!!!1 1111101 jeg glemte alt om HTMLKLUB den sidste onsdag i december, jeg havde tømmermænd hohohhhææhæhæhæh,,, HTMLKLUB 25. januar så ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109630964779674968)
2023-01-04T12:56:57Z	****
[@pxsx](https://todon.nl/@pxsx) kom nu tilbage ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109631046793013072)
2023-01-04T13:10:33Z	****
Bezvládí! ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109631100287907750)
2023-01-04T20:12:02Z	****
i love having a tidy desk with good lighting and shit but i'm not good at keeping desks clean.

[#workshopblues](https://todon.nl/tags/workshopblues) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109632757565316516)
2023-01-04T20:32:21Z	****
[https://specialinterestno.bandcamp.com/album/the-passion-of](https://specialinterestno.bandcamp.com/album/the-passion-of)

[#glampunk](https://todon.nl/tags/glampunk) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109632837451924384)
2023-01-06T09:06:34Z	****
Believe it or not, i’m tooting from a fucking iphone. ![:dislike:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/010/497/original/dislike.png) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109641465526910341)
2023-01-06T09:30:23Z	****
Yeah, im gonna toot all day today! ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109641559136566609)
2023-01-06T09:29:44Z	****
For some reason i woke up to “under the bridge” by fucking red hot chilli poppers in my brain. Guess it’s time for another Smartphone cover song!?!

[#smartphone](https://todon.nl/tags/smartphone) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109641556573689472)
2023-01-06T09:37:34Z	****
I would install a masto-app but this is still under parental control as it used to belong to an 11-year old…. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109641587418708310)
2023-01-06T10:38:52Z	****
Now that i have a pocket-computer with a camera again, here is my new desk (a mess already). ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109641828427537018)
2023-01-06T11:12:20Z	****
I dont ever wanna eel

Like i did that day ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109641960061223937)
2023-01-06T14:04:51Z	****
but red hot party poopers are kind of awful, no? ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109642638392233494)
2023-01-06T14:04:15Z	****
just kidding, i love this song very much. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109642636025421752)
2023-01-06T13:59:37Z	****
UNDER THE BRIDGE

by

S M A R T P H O N E

first [#smartphone](https://todon.nl/tags/smartphone) song of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate this song so much., [#rhcp](https://todon.nl/tags/rhcp) [#shitcore](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcore) [#beautiful](https://todon.nl/tags/beautiful) [#notnoise](https://todon.nl/tags/notnoise) [#experimental](https://todon.nl/tags/experimental) [#pop](https://todon.nl/tags/pop) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109642617811258008)
2023-01-08T20:32:17Z	****
Shitcore band SMARTPHONE wants to do a complete cover of "BLEACH" by the mighty NIRVANA,.... but should they do the original 11-track album from 1989 or should they also do the two extra songs from the 1992 reissue?

[#smartphone](https://todon.nl/tags/smartphone) [#shitcore](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcore) [#nirvana](https://todon.nl/tags/nirvana) [#bleach](https://todon.nl/tags/bleach) [#grunge](https://todon.nl/tags/grunge)

yes, i am old.

be true and just do the original

i didn't even know it was reissued in 1992 ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109655486490312075)
2023-01-08T22:13:59Z	****
"It was like I'm pissed off. Don't know what about. Let's just scream negative lyrics, and as long as they're not sexist and don't get too embarrassing it'll be okay. I don't hold any of those lyrics dear to me."

\- Kurt Cobain ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109655886369599021)
2023-01-09T11:50:02Z	****
these are the same songs:

the cure "in your house"

[https://invidious.namazso.eu/watch?v=UZ8h\_m8vmpQ](https://invidious.namazso.eu/watch?v=UZ8h_m8vmpQ)

butthole surfers "bbq pope"

[https://invidious.namazso.eu/watch?v=WrcME3zcFoI](https://invidious.namazso.eu/watch?v=WrcME3zcFoI)

nirvana "heart shaped box"

[https://invidious.namazso.eu/watch?v=by6lyNC3D9Y](https://invidious.namazso.eu/watch?v=by6lyNC3D9Y)

[#thecure](https://todon.nl/tags/thecure) [#nirvana](https://todon.nl/tags/nirvana) [#buttholesurfers](https: ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109659095177653219)
2023-01-10T07:40:09Z	****
I’d submit a demo if you weren’t on spotify and applemusic. 🙃 ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109663774901893904)
2023-01-11T10:05:18Z	****
[@h00x](https://kolektiva.social/@h00x) velkommen hug0!!! ![:noise:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/087/489/original/90d06d3108297652.png)![:antifa:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/000/102/original/antifa.png)![:acab:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/017/829/original/41c718e4c768d5d0.png) 🏴 ![:blackbloc:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/017/661/original/black_block_blob.png)![:molotov:](https://todon.nl/system/custom_emojis/images/000/017/826/original/ ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670007975315113)
2023-01-11T11:04:15Z	****
**Content warning:** SMARTPHONE covers the entire Bleach album by Nirvana

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something is wrong here, should be longer, i dunno what happened. but you get the idea.... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670239808033631)
2023-01-11T11:02:20Z	****
**Content warning:** SMARTPHONE covers the entire Bleach album by Nirvana

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sensitive content media because these are top secret demos i'm only sharing here on mastodon because i love you. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670232262066118)
2023-01-11T11:01:08Z	****
**Content warning:** SMARTPHONE covers the entire Bleach album by Nirvana

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"Swap Meet" ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670227565694289)
2023-01-11T11:00:18Z	****
**Content warning:** SMARTPHONE covers the entire Bleach album by Nirvana

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"Mr. Moustache" ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670224246375420)
2023-01-11T10:59:12Z	****
**Content warning:** SMARTPHONE covers the entire Bleach album by Nirvana

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here's "Blew" ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670219953750783)
2023-01-11T10:58:24Z	****
**Content warning:** SMARTPHONE covers the entire Bleach album by Nirvana

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i made the first three song demos, "Blew", "Mr. Moustache" and "Swap meet"... vocals will be done in the end - i'm gonna get drunk and do it.. for art. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670216824949384)
2023-01-11T11:10:17Z	****
**Content warning:** SMARTPHONE covers the entire Bleach album by Nirvana

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the synth here could be a bit less harsh, i suppose... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109670263513553980)
2023-01-24T11:07:16Z	****
**Content warning:** ChatGPT promt: write me 100 words about birds, cassette tapes and mustard.

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Birds are a diverse group of feathered animals that have the ability to fly. They can be found in nearly every habitat on Earth and come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and colors. They are known for their beautiful songs and are popular among birdwatchers and ornithologists. Cassette tapes, on the other hand, were a popular format for music and audio recordings in the past. They were replaced by newer technologies ... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109743861721417773)
2023-01-29T09:00:37Z	****
[#ipfs](https://todon.nl/tags/ipfs) [#superhighway84](https://todon.nl/tags/superhighway84)

alt.music.shitcore ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109771675208367894)
2023-02-06T11:43:38Z	****
[@bydl](https://wien.rocks/@bydl) hello ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109817614726300571)
2023-02-13T18:41:19Z	****
i'm not that much of a [#beatmaker](https://todon.nl/tags/beatmaker) but i like [#hiphop](https://todon.nl/tags/hiphop) and [#blacksabbath](https://todon.nl/tags/blacksabbath). ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109858893292308288)
2023-02-23T20:44:48Z	****
[#TerribleNews](https://todon.nl/tags/TerribleNews) is a [#Beatles](https://todon.nl/tags/Beatles) [#coverband](https://todon.nl/tags/coverband). They have their first gig in less than two weeks and this is the very first rehearsal instrumentals. Drum machine and synth, played by [#midi](https://todon.nl/tags/midi). [#PennyLane](https://todon.nl/tags/PennyLane) is the song. ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109916001958124567)
2023-02-23T21:31:36Z	****
[#HELP](https://todon.nl/tags/HELP), I LOVE [#TheBeatles](https://todon.nl/tags/TheBeatles) (as a [#shitcore](https://todon.nl/tags/shitcore) band). ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/109916186004615710)
2023-03-13T12:25:09Z	****
oh, nevermind, found one elsewhere... ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/110015958873683564)
2023-03-13T12:23:07Z	****
fuck, where's my bag of TL074s? ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/110015950853424861)
2023-03-13T12:37:15Z	****
i don't if anybody cares but i am about to build a new case for my blip-blop machine (expanding it by one more row of 84HP) and since i plan on building a nice box out of wood i thought why not throw in a spring reverb since i salvaged a reverb tank from a busted guitar amp.

[#NoCommas](https://todon.nl/tags/NoCommas) [#eurorack](https://todon.nl/tags/eurorack) [#BlipBlop](https://todon.nl/tags/BlipBlop) [#SpringReverb](https://todon.nl/tags/SpringReverb) ⌘ [Read more](https://todon.nl/@NOISEBOB/110016006416366591)