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Here's a Beginners' Guide To Matt Gray in a thread.

What I've been up to and where you can find me on the internet:

🍦Will It Soft Serve?🍦

I've bought a soft serve ice cream machine purely to put anything but ice cream mix through!

[https://t.co/i4zzFZT7uA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsw6kUrbfDY)

1/ ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1284611527673286662) 2021-11-22T23:02:49Z **Caecilius in São Paulo circumambulat**
Caecilius in São Paulo circumambulat:

Latin America ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1462919527923130379) 2021-11-21T19:24:48Z **8**
8.5hrs of daylight is not enough.

As I say every winter, I should move closer to the equator. Or alternate hemispheres every 6months or something. ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1462502273880412162) 2021-11-18T22:48:25Z **I’ve been practising**
I’ve been practising, and I can now play the first verse and chorus of Snowblood by Erra, at 54% speed!

(I’ve also sped it up to full speed here for comparison)

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1461466216103559168/pu/img/jF9DPDImC0yDs6fN.jpg)](https://t.co/xNzav3wtSc) ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1461466351814459400) 2021-11-18T18:00:28Z **I’m going to play some Cities**
I’m going to play some Cities:Skylines on twitch for a bit. Come join me:

[https://t.co/sA1KPTlYC4](http://Twitch.tv/mattgrayyes) ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1461393886190972937) 2021-11-18T11:02:25Z **If I had any interest in playing rugby I’d probably make a good fly-half because I’ve only seen 50% of Jeff Goldblum’s 1986 film**
If I had any interest in playing rugby I’d probably make a good fly-half because I’ve only seen 50% of Jeff Goldblum’s 1986 film ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1461288682124726275) 2021-11-16T11:56:37Z **link**
[https://t.co/8uIgFqy2XL](https://youtu.be/9OQBDdNHmXo) ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1460577546584604675) 2021-11-16T11:53:40Z **Does anyone wonder about the environmental impact of Taylor Swift’s lyric “Danced around the kitchen in the refrigerator light”**
Does anyone wonder about the environmental impact of Taylor Swift’s lyric “Danced around the kitchen in the refrigerator light”?

How many times have people been inspired to leave the fridge door open longer than necessary! ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1460576803697926155) 2021-11-24T23:35:53Z **What do a doctor and a DJ with a fart noise soundboard have in common**
What do a doctor and a DJ with a fart noise soundboard have in common?

They both do stool samples. ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1463652622393557002) 2021-11-27T00:45:26Z **Magazines appear to have become very specific**
Magazines appear to have become very specific!

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFKTZm9XsAQwRiF.jpg)](https://t.co/6H7MSECCWm) ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1464394901337120768) 2021-11-27T00:44:38Z **Not the kind of thing I expected to see in Sainsbury’s**
Not the kind of thing I expected to see in Sainsbury’s!

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFKTN9CXwAcOxMV.jpg)](https://t.co/uzefi9o6OD) ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1464394701801508872) 2021-11-29T10:14:43Z **@global This is a rare opportunity**
[@global](https://twitter.com/global) This is a rare opportunity, especially following our recent Glasgow vacancy, after two great engineers have moved onto bigger and better things! ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1465262943319343104) 2021-11-29T10:13:46Z **Do you want to work as a Broadcast Engineer in Leeds**
Do you want to work as a Broadcast Engineer in Leeds? We’ve got a vacancy at [@Global](https://twitter.com/Global)!

You don’t necessarily need to have worked in radio or a degree! Still apply if you have student/community radio, other AV or IT Experience!

Feel free to ask me things!

[https://t.co/lS8zJRctbR](https://jobs.global.com/gb/en/job/R0005060/Broadcast-Engineer) ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1465262703623168000) 2021-11-28T18:00:25Z **It’d be nice if there was a plus-size mode for clothes adverts**
It’d be nice if there was a plus-size mode for clothes adverts.

Why not let me tell it I’m an XXL or shoe size 14, and only advertise cool clothes to me if they bloody make them in my size! ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1465017752146612229) 2021-11-30T23:56:23Z **Annual reminder**
Annual reminder:

🔹The Pogues game is not an actual game I play.

🔹There are no rules. I just don’t want to hear it.

🔹Please don’t message/mention me when you hear Fairytale of New York.

I’d rather forget it exists than be reminded of it daily by people messaging me about it. ⌘ [Read more](https://twitter.com/MattGrayYES/status/1465832108170092550)